Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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