If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
