Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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