I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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