Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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