At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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