Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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