He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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