Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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