Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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