Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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