I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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