I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I could fuck to npr.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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