There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
cat food counts as protein by the way
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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