I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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