You really coming over, don't trick.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
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