Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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