Pappa wants mamma naked
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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