shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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