So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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