So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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