does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
4 words: hood of his car
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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