No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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