It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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