with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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