2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I supernannyed him into submission
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