I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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