i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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