I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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