I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
do herpes really smell.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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