Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
