THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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