yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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