i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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