Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The air was thick with penises
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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