i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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