I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Did I show you my penis last night?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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