That's intense
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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