At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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