We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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