im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
birth control should be required to get into college
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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