just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My balls are so social today.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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