they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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