So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
So many bounce houses so little time
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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