i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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