they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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