My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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