Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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