new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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