Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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