Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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