yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize