that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Randomize
