i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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