i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just sent this text using only my big toe
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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